Must they use that word so often? Girls part 2

Ok this isnt realy part of the series but it sort of fits and i'm a little mad. We're not all going to jump up and marry the first person who comes along! Please do not mention that name in my presence! Whats with the hype? why must every chapel be about it? Makes a guy want to run into some small dark closet in a basement somewere and hide there for the rest of his life. Know any good closets in basements? Mabye i'll become a tibetan monk. I think i'd looked good with my head shaved...