Oc soccer sucks almost as bad as my people skills

So the guru is at the game. It takes me a few minutes to figure out that this blue clad figure is her. She nottices, i turn like a snake bitten brent. And she leaves. Once again my wonderfull people skills shine through.
Ok now for a rant. We cant pass, we cant trap, and we sure as heck cant shoot ( oh and we suck at defense to). It might have been the cold, i notticed none of the players were even wearing under armor, what they hey? So their from oklahoma, but check the weather dudes, at least wear a long sleaved t-shirt. I could have played a better game. They passed backwards! Instead of trapping they just sort of one tuched it...a nice pass to the other team. If we'd played solid soccer instead of this crap it wouldnt have taken until the last four minutes for us to be winning solidly. And then on defence , ok so the bad guy has the ball, you keep between him and the goal! Is that so hard. Goalie, that box is your little castle, no one comes in their with the ball and leaves walking ( unless he just sort of lets you have the ball then he lives not otherwise). Ok on to the offense. Trap, pass, trap, pass. And the good Lord gave you mouths, talk. talk.talk. Its important. You talk or you lose. I spent a year starting on the bench ( i went everywere) becuase i talked, i told the guy on the field who he had open and if a man was coming on. I was like a spotter in a nascar game. we took second place that year. thou must talk.