Friday, September 08, 2006

Angery me: why i hate those of the hat wearing backwerd fraternity

First off, i hate them, hate them with a passion. I dont know what it is but its like their the biggest jerks in the world. Take a perfectly nice person put their hat on backwards and wham, you have a complete...well you can fill in the explitives. There isnt a person in this world that could make me wear my hat backwards ( granted at the present time i'm not wearing a hat becuase of a lack of hair). There's just something in the backwerds worn hat that says " i am Gods gift to the sports, women. There is this distinctive urge to punch them in the face when they walk by, because you know that while they can bench some horendous amount if weight, you know that you can run circles around them becuase they only work out so the ladies go ohhhhh ( not that the ladies are not a concern in my workout, but if i didnt work out i'd be a 98 pound weakling, i'm built along the same lines as a fence post). Granted i relise most of the casual femine intrest in moi is becuase i am moderatly buff, and not to nock those that work out for the ladies, its a noble goal, just so long as you do not do it with your hat on backwards. I must admit also that being a small person ( ok i'm not that small but i was at one time) i have this natural hatred for the hat backwerds type ( ie the types that think their all that, that we smaller more streamlined guys enjoy beating at any sport or given pass time, including girls).
well must go be angery elsewere ( i have some reading to do and want to do it outside)

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