Church events: the perfect enviroment for me, the long range flirt

Ok so i'm deathly afraid of actualy talking to girls ( I am also a little melodramatice, so dont take everything i say seriuosly) . However, put a hot girl say in the table across from me, or say five or six people up in a line, and i brent will go to work. I think its the fact that we will ( ok so theres a slight possibility but not much) never meet, i will never have to become more involved than a smile and the meeting of the eyes. For instance there were these two babes ( we will call them the Hollister Babes, because both were tricked out in hollister stuff, think Oklahoman Gap) a couple people in front of us in line for serving people food at the sisters church. Made eye contact. Very pretty girl. She made eye contact. Now lets pray we never meet. I must say there was a bunch of the cutties ( hotties seem a bit low) interested in the Brentster. Problem one, most of them were babes that were seen sititng directly across from us ( brace your self) on the high school side ( unoficial but its were they sit). Blech! Ok, i'm a lowsy judge of age. that and i hate highschoolers. I am still a recovering one myself. The age gap isnt that far off yet, but i'm reaching a point mentally that i transforming from a Hey there, Babe, to an more sort of lade back Older Brother sort of thing. Ah well, have things to do. Oh one last thing, kudos out to my sis's roomate, very good voice, think ( for all of you that have heard her) she's better than pr ( no offense, her voice is more matture and she's been in the spiffy choir we have for like all three years she's been here, this years her fourth). Well done bragging on the chums, must go check out the news, then maybe we'll do a tribute peace for tommorow. Then some homework.